the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to die

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to die at will

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!