The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to have a power

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!