The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to have a power

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!