el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!