The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to be dead

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to start time.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!