The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to jerk off

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to have no power.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!