The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!