Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!