The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to die

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!