The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to have no powers

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!