The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!