The power to think salmon.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the ability to post here

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!