the power to have a dick in the box

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to make asians smart

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to bleed on command

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to control dodos

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The power to smell poop

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The power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!