- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sh*t bricks

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

the ability to post here

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to eat nandos

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to lick your elbow.

The power drown in water

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to breath at will.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

Pointless Super Powers