The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to control dodos

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!