The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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being able to blow up and die

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!