The power to predict the present

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to control urine

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to die at will.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!