el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to predict the present

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!