The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!