The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to breathe

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the ability to become black.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to control dodos

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!