The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to see forever

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!