- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be wrong

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

Liam Brudenell

The power to piss only when sleeping.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

the power to read captchas

The power to walk through a unlocked door.

The power to like this power

Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

the power to be able to blow air

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

the power to run windows on a mac computer

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

The power to plank

The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

Power to develop diseases.

The power to have all the powers written in here

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

Pointless Super Powers