The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to see through air

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the ability to become black.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the power to read captchas

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to plank

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to levitate birds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!