The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to mind reeds

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!