The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to be stupid

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!