The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to be powerless

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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Stop clapping

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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To call me maybe

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to have no power.

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the power to speak only in binary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!