- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

solar powered night-vision

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The power to come second in any race

The power to close your nose

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

power to eat through your but

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

Pointless Super Powers