The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Stop clapping

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to have no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!