the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!