the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to breathe

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!