The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to have a dick in the box

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to make asians smart

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to be wrong

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to make glass clear

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!