To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to have a dick in the box

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to make asians smart

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!