The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!