the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power drown in water

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!