The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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the power to control urine

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power of gentle breeze

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A good Kisser

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!