The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to eat ass.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power to read captchas

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!