The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to part...hair.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!