the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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the ability to become black.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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power to eat through your but

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to jump faster.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!