The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to f*ck yourself

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to die on command

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!