The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to see who is writing these powers

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to find lost socks.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to fly when you are in a plane

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

thumb_up thumb_down -11

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to fly when u are in an elevator

thumb_up thumb_down -15

the power to glow in the dark during the day.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!