- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

the power to read captchas

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to walk through a unlocked door.

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

The power to fart in technicolor.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

Power to develop diseases.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

Pointless Super Powers