the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to grow one wing

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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Ladder hands.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to not exist.

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the power to read captchas

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to like this power

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the power to be able to blow air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!