The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to to think less

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!