The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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the power to fail at everything you

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to think salmon.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!