the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!