The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to to think less

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!