The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to watch tv

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to plank

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to control sloths

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!