The power to have no power.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the ability to die without any control

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Tits for a guy.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to see into the present

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to become retarded

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!