The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to breathe

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!