the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Liam Brudenell

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Stop clapping

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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To call me maybe

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!